[ All things considered, it's not the first time he's woken up in a strange room, in a strange body, in strange clothes. Not the first time he's woken up next to Harley either ( Read more... )

I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but I guess the town had other ideas. I don't think we're... what's the phrase? Oh! I don't think we're quite out of the woods yet, but I figured I'd take advantage of the calm.

Anyway, what exactly is Halloween? I'm guessing that's why everything is suddenly decorated, but I can't even begin to guess ( Read more... )

... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

Sooooo, any other holidays coming up I should know about? Next time I suddenly find myself locked in a room, I'd kind of like to know why.

... Not that this place really needs a reason to do whatever it does, but asking never hurt anybody.

[ filtered to the residents of 1249 Williams Road ]Despite my showing up for dinner the other day, I'm ( Read more... )